A little entertainment

[Lallen]

Enjoy

[jeffcasey]

then there are much quicker giggles, such as:

[rick stoehrer]

Enjoy

that was excellent.

[Gcosloy]

Perhaps we at NSPN should plan on making a video entitled, "We suck at seakayaking"? Ok, I'll volunteer on getting lost. Who else wants to join? How about Glen getting stuck on that rock in Ipswich Bay? Or Shari doing an endo in dumping surf at Wallis Sands? Or me again windowshading in two foot baby waves? I'm sure there are plenty of others who want in on this project. Thanks Lorrie.

[Lallen]

I'm totally in for the Sucking at Seakayaking video!

[Lallen]

I'm totally in for the Sucking at Seakayaking video!

[Pintail]

What? What? Do you want to repeat that, Lorrie? Say again...

[leong]

I'm totally in for the Sucking at Seakayaking video!

I'd volunteer for the hot-tub part.

[rick stoehrer]

I'd volunteer for the hot-tub part.

keeeee-rist....if you 2 old coots are in the hot tub and feelin' frisky...i'll be over at the bar trying to flush away that freakin' image.

[leong]

keeeee-rist....if you 2 old coots are in the hot tub and feelin' frisky...i'll be over at the bar trying to flush away that freakin' image.

Cool, but I'd just be practicing my roll.

[Pintail]

Puns for the day (warning: warped humour here!) -- I just got these off another site I frequent. I hope to provide some laughs (and, yes, I know that we all know the eskimo one, already!). Read on:

Puns for Educated Minds

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

21. A vulture boards an air plane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

[Pintail]

Another one for today (who said this message board could ONLY be for kayaking? What did you say? Who? No, sorry: don't know that person...)

Two men were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick.'