subaruguru Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 In the merriment of raffling 45 gifts to our lucky Holiday Party attendees I forgot to offer the only joke I thought up for the event:"A fellow paddler, having grown up with vague memories of blessings of fleets, decided to cover several bases after purchasing a new kayak.He watched as a priest sprinkled water on it, and then held hands with a minister as they prayed, but was chagrined after the shaman finished chanting when the rabbi ran over to his beloved newbie, flipped it over and cut off a half-inch of its skeg!"Sssss....BOOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 I'm simply moyle-ified! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gcosloy Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 I'm simply moyle-ified! Doug the correct spelling is mohel, still I'm impressed. Are you perhaps a landsman too? The dictionary defines landsman this way: landsman (plural landsmen) 1. The opposite of a seaman. A person who does not go to sea, who lacks the skills of a sailor or who is uncomfortable on ships or boats. 2. A fellow Jew who comes from the same district or town, especially in Eastern Europe 3. Someone of a similar heritage or belief system Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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